The Greatest Goth on Earth

Andrea's showing off some of her hidden talents for World Circus Day, but considering how little we actually learned about her during the show I suppose most of her talents were hidden. She could recite angry poetry and tell you where the bootlaces were at PayDay but the rest was up to our imaginations.

Given how much she stayed in the background, the tuning-out theme of Blah, Blah, Blah Day might be appropriate for her. People paid less attention to her than they did to Daria, and she most likely preferred it that way.

Perhaps she'll reveal yet another talent by sleeping upside and spreading rabies in honor of Bat Appreciation Day! It would fit surprisingly well with her goth persona, so it's entirely possible.

Fandom News!

• New official Daria toys are available!

Anyone Need a Bonus Sock?

Jane just got caught celebrating National Laundry Day, but I somehow doubt that any actual clothes got washed. Oh, Bobby Bighead, you're just irresistible!

I think Jane would be better off celebrating World Art Day, if for no other reason than she's less likely to accidentally flood anyone's house that way. Unless her latest art project is especially weird.

If the water goes high enough, she could invite Barch and O'Neill over to re-create their favorite movie scene in honor of Titanic Remembrance Day! If we're lucky, they'll both fall into the water.

Fanfic Update!

• The Betrothed, by easmith (part 21): "Dylan felt like screaming and being sick, both at once. Even the hints he had surmised over the last couple of days had not prepared him for the actuality of hearing those words from Abby; indeed, the possibility had never been fully real to him, he now realized."


• Homecoming, by davidfalkayn (part 22): "Looking out the window as a gentle rain fell, drops striking the window, Helen sighed. 'Why does it always rain at funerals?'"


• Spider Quinn 08 The Three Misfits, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 2): "Almost immediately after homeroom ended, Li called the first of the three to her office. 'Anna Coultard, please report to the Principal’s Office.'"


• Two Men and a Brittany, by wilddogjj (COMPLETE!): "Kevin and Brittany sat up in bed, both naked. While Kevin felt like he was on top of the world Brittany was in shock." (Part 3)


• The Witch and The Ring, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (parts 1 - 4): "It had been nothing but yet another peaceful day at Lawndale High." (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4)

Has Anyone Even Watered It Lately?

Looks like the Morgendorffers' houseplant is not feeling very appreciated for International Plant Appreciation Day, but that might be because (as far as I remember) it's their only plant. Have they considered planting a memorial crutch and seeing what happens? Don't forget to take the rubber thing off the end first!

While they wait for a magic flower to sprout, they could play a nice board game in honor of Scrabble Day! Daria will most likely beat everyone handily, but bonus points if she manages to use the word "indemnification."

In distant media news, Daria sat down for an interview with the Sunday Examiner & Chronicle on this day in 1997. Check it out for some very Daria-esque quips and Jane's "New Kids on the Block" T-shirt!

Fandom News!

• Vote in the Celebrity Deathmatches between Daffy Duck and Donald Duck and several of Dragonball Z's opening tunes.

I Seriously Doubt They Can Harmonize At All

The three Js are clearly one J short of a quartet for Barbershop Quartet Day, but that pretty much sums that trio up mentally, doesn't it? It's just as well, though, because the last thing those boys need is to add yet another person to compete with.

Let's do a special shout-out to Jamie in particular, though, because it's National James Day and I assume that "Jamie" is short for "James." Then again, as far as Quinn is concerned it's short for Johnny, Jerome, or anything else that starts with "J."

I hope all of the Lawndale pets (seen or unseen) have a great day for National Pet Day, especially Leary and Mr. Whiskers. Jake should consider getting over his traumatic experience with the latter and visit the local animal shelter and finally get that cat he's always wanted. Nuts to you, Mad Dog!

Fanfic Update!

• Homecoming, by davidfalkayn (part 21): "Entering their house together, Jake commented as he scanned the living room with his eyes before setting a pizza box down on a counter. 'Looks like we beat the girls home.'"


• Two Men and a Brittany, by wilddogjj (part 1): "Quinn pulled her car into the parking lot of That's Amore, the most romantic (and expensive) Italian restaurant in town."

If You're Mean to Her, She Might Sue

Helen wants to make sure that everyone knows that it's International Be Kind to Lawyers Day, so she will be happy to accept any compliments, gifts, or--never mind, she has to leave due to an emergency at work. Please hold that thought until she gets some free time in a few months, okay?

On the other hand, any librarians (including this very blogger) will be happy to take time for National Library Workers Day. Please be sure to visit your local library and support the employees!

Finally, if you've ever wanted to change your name to Ronald then today's your chance because it's Name Yourself Day. Don't let any gazebos stop you! Daria might consider changing her name to either Esmerelda or Darya.

Fandom News!

• davidfalkayn needs some help in setting up a possible ship.


• Discuss "Sleepy Lawndale Awakens" by Bacner.

How Many Bottles Are On the Wall?

I see that Brittany is bringing out another round for National Beer Day, but I hope she reminds Kevin that he shouldn't smash beer mugs on his head like he does beer cans. I hope Quinn won't be upset that Brittany appears to have usurped her role as Keg Queen!

Then again, perhaps Quinn is busy with Helen, celebrating Motherhood and Beauty Day! As long as they stay far, far away from any runways they should be just fine.

On the subject of modeling, today is the anniversary of both "This Year's Model" in 1997 and "I Loathe a Parade" in 2000. Technically the latter didn't have actual modeling, but the Fashion Club was sure posing a lot on their float!

Fanfic Update!

• Devil Woman, by mystikexplosion (part 2): "Daria arrived at Jane’s house, finding a note on the door. It read 'Went for run. Be back soon. Door is unlocked.'"


• Homecoming, by davidfalkayn (part 20): "Immediately after rematerializing, Jake patted himself down, 'Is everything there? I’m not missing anything am I?'"


• Spider Quinn 08 The Three Misfits, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 1): "It was early evening at Lawndale High. Principal Angela Li was working late. There was a knock at her door."

Do Aliens Eat Pizza?

Artie is serving up a delicious pizza for Deep Dish Pizza Day! Being from the Midwest, I absolutely love Chicago style pizza, so I'll be participating if at all possible. (Sorry, Daria fans from New York.)

Once Artie has dropped off this order, maybe he can tell everyone about his experience with aliens, because it's First Contact Day. I'm not sure why aliens would choose to use their first contact with Earth to perform a skin transplant and press some pants, but I guess there are some mysteries beyond our understanding.

I hope that, whatever their reasons, the aliens had good moral intentions in keeping with International Day of Conscience. When in doubt, listen to the angel on your shoulder and not the devil...unless you're Daria, in which case the devil makes a compelling argument in favor of humiliating Quinn.

Fandom News!

• mr_r0ckers created a Windows command-line application to mess around with the in-game audio of Daria's Inferno.


• R.I.P., Joe Flaherty.

Send In the Economist Clowns!

Mrs. Bennett is really getting into the spirit of American Circus Day, or perhaps she's decided that crazy diagrams aren't confusing enough for her students and is taking an even weirder approach to teaching economics. Either way, I suspect the classroom will be much livelier from now on.

In fact, they might as well forget about the learning and just celebrate World Party Day! If Brittany's parents are out of town then her house is an option, as long as no one minds the lack of jacuzzi.

Finally, if we get some rain (or an almost-but-not-really hurricane) then we could observe Find a Rainbow Day. Kevin's skill at creating rainbows is only matched by his ability to knock doors down with his head.

Fanfic Update!

• Devil Woman, by mystikexplosion (part 1): "In Jane’s room. Daria: ...is it just me, or are they louder than usual?"


• A diverted stream, by HeinousKim (COMPLETE!): "It happened after the hair fiasco, when Daria went to Jane to apologize."


• Homecoming, by davidfalkayn (part 19): "'And so you ended up in our universe.' Boris concluded. 'Yes, Sir.' Angie affirmed, 'As I told you earlier, all Q did was give me a start—a place to live and enough knowledge to get around. Everything else I learned and did on my own.'"

I Pity the (April) Fool!

Mr. O'Neill looks even more foolish than usual for April Fool’s Day, and I can't think of anyone more worthy of the day. Remember to watch out for pranks and don't believe anything you read on the internet!

This would have been good advice for Jesse, who probably thought Jane's theory about objects taking over civilization on this day in 2007 was serious. Then again, I suppose with the rise of artificial intelligence, we probably shouldn't count it out yet.

In any case, feel free to send a card to a friend for National Greeting Card Day, a holiday that was absolutely guaranteed to have been invented by greeting card companies. Hey...what if the greeting cards are the objects that intend to take over the world? Run! Run for your lives!

Fandom News!

• R.I.P., Louis Gossett, Jr..

"Ooh-la-la. Doctor, I have a pain."

I see Dr. Phillips is enjoying National Doctors' Day, or maybe he finally figured out what was causing that weird rash on Daria's neck. If Quinn ended up following through on her plans to become a doctor herself, then I hope she has a great (and fashionable) day!

I'm sure any doctor would recommend some fresh air and exercise, so why not celebrate Take a Walk in the Park Day? Just don't walk through Art in the Park, because aside from the Jane Lane originals the artwork is very overrated there.

If you decide to observe National Pencil Day, be careful not to borrow one from Kevin Thompson. As Daria learned in the pilot, this can lead to some wacky misunderstandings and creepy smiles. But also cookies, so I guess it's not all bad.

Fanfic Update!

• The Betrothed, by easmith (part 20): "'Is that really what you’re wearing?' were Abby’s first words as she appeared in Dylan’s dining hall the next morning, speaking almost simultaneously with the doorman announcing her arrival."


• hold on, by sixspades (part 3): "He had just gotten his learner's permit at 16, and although he probably shouldn't have been driving his sister around without an adult present or a license, when did that kind of thing bother Trent?"


• Homecoming, by davidfalkayn (parts 17 and 18): "'Big crowd.' Tom remarked as he picked up two cups of soda, handing one to the dark-haired teen girl standing next to him." (Part 18)


• An Insight, by fridaythesavage (COMPLETE!): "'She stole my web page,' said Daria. 'She is your little sister,' said Conscience."

On the Other Hand, Maybe She Just Bought It?

Quinn has truly outdone herself for National Black Forest Cake Day, but I'm not sure I'd be willing to eat any of that. Just like early series Quinn, it most likely looks good on the surface but is quite unpleasant underneath.

Instead, it might be safer to join Trent in enjoying Weed Appreciation Day...but only if it's legal where you are. (Yes, I know the holiday is actually about unwelcome plants growing in gardens, but this is way more fun. So there.)

Finally, half of Ashley-Amber can celebrate National Amber Day! The other half would rather go to the mall, I'm sure.

Fandom News!

• Vote in the Deadliest Warrior poll between Son Goku and The Incredible Hulk.

I DO Wanna Be All By Myself!

Daria is enjoying Solitude Day to the fullest, because nothing beats being alone in a room when you're an introvert. Of course, it's only a matter of time before Helen knocks on the door to ask her about some new social opportunity or Quinn bursts in to complain, but she can enjoy it while it lasts.

I hope Jodie and her family don't get too excited about National Landon Day, because the holiday is for people with the first name Landon. So close, yet so far away.

On this day in 2001, the episode "Lucky Strike" first aired. Although the most notable moment in the episode was Quinn finally acknowledging Daria as her sister, I think we should also take a moment to appreciate Daria's "angel vs. devil" exchange in Ms. Li's office. Classic.

Fanfic Update!

• Flaw of Attraction, by wilddogjj (COMPLETE!): "Quinn, Jim and Chris were tied up on the bed while Chris's psychotic girlfriend was threatening them at gunpoint."


• Spider Quinn 07: Ashes to Ashes, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (COMPLETE!): "Quinn heard a knock at the bedroom door. Just as well she wasn’t doing something SpiderGirl related."


• Stranger Without Time, by radiofox (part 11): "'Hey, Dad.' Quinn opened the door to her father's car. 'Hey kiddo, How'd it go?' Jake turned around to face his daughter.

Jaken, Not Stirred

Jake's just thrilled to celebrate National Cocktail Day, although I'm pretty sure this is how he spends every evening. Still, I'm not going to try to take away one of his few remaining pleasures in life, so enjoy that martini, Jake!

I think Jodie should get one too, but not because it's International Day For Achievers. See, she's not an achiever; she's an over-achiever so someone needs to mix her a drink both as consolation and to keep her from exploding out of stress.

Today is also the anniversary of both "Cafe Disaffecto" in 1997 and "The Lost Girls" in 1999. One of us introduced us to Daria's fictional character Melody Powers and the other gave us Val (as in Val). I think I know who I'd rather spend time with.

Fandom News!

• Vote in the Celebrity Deathmatch poll between Perry Mason and Ben Matlock.

Goofing Off With Water and the Bard

Amy's clearly enjoying herself on International Goof-off Day, although I'm not sure that her niece's wedding is the most appropriate setting. Then again, considering her niece is marrying a complete goof, maybe she's got the right idea after all.

If you decide to goof off today, please also remember to stay hydrated because it's World Water Day! Or you could goof off by spraying people with water pistols. Maybe Sandi will amuse us all by pretending to drown in two feet of water...wait, she was serious? Never mind.

Zounds! Thou shalt also speaketh in the Elizabethan fashion, for it be Talk Like William Shakespeare Day! Kevin and Brittany, if we're lucky, will skip the Romeo and Juliet scene.

Fanfic Update!

• Flaw of Attraction, by wilddogjj (parts 1 and 2): "Jamie, Chuck, Jim, Kevin and Chris were sitting on the porch drinking beer and engaging in lighthearted conversation." (Part 2)


• Homecoming, by davidfalkayn (part 16): "'I can’t believe Daria said that.' Jim whispered to the blonde girl standing next to him. 'It sounded like she was wishing for Elizaveta to die.'"


• Spider Quinn 07: Ashes to Ashes, by cfardellbrenorenz29 (part 6): "Quinn was doing her homework in the loungeroom when she heard the doorbell. She went and opened it. She saw Stacy, Tiffany and Tori."

Ribbit!

Kevin's out chilling on his lily pad for World Frog Day, but I hope he isn't expecting Brittany to help turn him back into a human. I mean, kiss a slimy old frog? No way! Imagine the warts!

It might help to refresh her memory of the story "The Frog Prince," because it's also World Storytelling Day. Daria will probably regale us all with a gruesome spin on the old story, so I hope no one has eaten recently.

I suppose Artie could share his alien encounter story yet again for Extraterrestrial Abductions Day, but I'm not sure we want to bring back all of that trauma. After all, he's probably never going to find anyone to press his pants so nicely ever again.

Their Manic Expressions are Almost Hypnotic

Daria and Jane are giving it everything they've got for Act Happy Day, but I really think they could stand to take it down a few notches. It's "act happy," not "act completely insane."

In fact, those grins are so uncomfortable to watch I wonder if they're actually trying to celebrate Awkward Moments Day instead. I wouldn't think Daria would need to go out of her way for that one; awkward moments seem to follow her wherever she goes.

I hope everyone observes Global Recycling Day by keeping as much as you can out of landfills. Yes, Fashion Club, this can also apply to wearing outfits more than once.

Fanfic Update!

• Bad Movie Night, by Hieronymouse (COMPLETE!): "Jane (as Daria arrives): Hola, amiga. This Bad Movie Night is a little different." "


• The Betrothed, by easmith (part 19): "Abby showed up at the Adams rooms about ten o’clock the next morning, bright-eyed and cheery, a marked contrast to her mood the night before."


• hold on, by sixspades (parts 1 and 2): "Jane had excitedly told her parents just a week ago about her kindergarten graduation, her eyes bright and tugging at her mother's shirt to try and bring her gaze down to her." (Part 2)"


• Homecoming, by davidfalkayn (parts 10 - 15): "'I remember everything as if it happened yesterday.' Angie recalled, taking a sip of coffee as she recounted the events that led up to her girlfriend’s death and her arrival in a new universe." (Part 11) (Part 12) (Part 13) (Part 14) (Part 15)


• Spider Quinn 07: Ashes to Ashes, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 5): "'Checkmate,' Tricia said. 'But then I think your head wasn’t in it.'"

Start Your Fashionable Engines!

Stacy's having a great time for International Sports Car Racing Day, and I just can't get enough of how genuinely happy she looks. It's amazing what finding your calling and getting the hell away from toxic people can do for your outlook on life!

Meanwhile, Linda might be taking another try with a bow and arrow for National Archer Day, but the holiday is actually for people named Archer. But I'm not going to be the one to tell her, at least not while she's armed. Go ahead and make your own "phrasing" jokes if you feel like it.

Finally, it was on this day in 1998 that the episode "That Was Then, This is Dumb" first aired. It was a blast from the past for the Morgendorffers, but the real mindblower is that about the same amount of time has passed between Helen and Jake's commune days and the episode as between the episode and today. Feeling old? I know I am.

Fandom News!

• Vote in the Celebrity Deathmatch poll between ALF and Uncle Martin.

Don't Hold Her Tightly In Your Hands!

Daria's taking the direct approach to Learn about Butterflies Day, but it would really be easier to just ask Amanda Lane, Lawndale's resident butterfly expert. Especially because if she goes near Jane, she risks getting her delicate little wings torn off.

Why not get out a crunchy snack in honor of National Potato Chip Day? You can have your choice of flat or ridgy! Be sure not to get any that are too strongly flavored, though, as the last thing you want is to fight the dip. Or so I've heard, anyway.

If potato chips aren't your snack of choice, then you could celebrate Popcorn Lover’s Day instead. The Fashion Club will probably opt for the no-salt, no-oil, fat-free variety, but they might as well eat some styrofoam peanuts.

Fanfic Update!

• Homecoming, by davidfalkayn (parts 4 - 9): "Pivoting quickly about, Angie gasped as she immediately recognized her old bedroom back home—including cheerleading and dance trophies as well as her collection of mysteries and science fiction books." (Part 5) (Part 6) (Part 7) (Part 8) (Part 9)


• Roasted, by wilddogjj (COMPLETE!): "Quinn and Jim were in the home office. She listened patiently as he told his side of the story. Fortunately for Jim, she knew that he was telling the truth."

How Much Punishment Will You Take for Some Thin Mints?

Looks like the Girl Scouts are taking an aggressive tactic to celebrate Girl Scouts Day, but I guess if it sells cookies then you can't argue with results. I hope Jane celebrates, too, perhaps by singing that song about John Jacob Jingleheimer somebody.

Meanwhile, Jake's mother should know that today is National Ruth Day, so she should go out and treat herself. Maybe she could buy herself an extra-special girdle!

Is anyone in the mood for a nature hike down memory lane? On this day in 2001, the episode "Camp Fear" aired, and I will never look at watermelons the same way again.

Fandom News!

• R.I.P., Akira Toriyama.


• Vote in the Celebrity Deathmatch poll between Jem and Melodia.


• Post in a new thread to vent about things that drive you crazy.

Did Someone Step on a Cat?

Joey is playing his heart out for International Bagpipe Day, but I seriously doubt Quinn will be impressed by his efforts. I mean, it's not like Boyz R Guyz ever released a bagpipe single, right? Ewwwww.

That said, bagpipes would be an awfully effective alarm clock, especially for those of us who just aren't feeling the time change for daylight saving time. Spring forward my ass; I'd rather have that hour of sleep back.

Today we celebrate a triple anniversary because the episodes "The Invitation," "Depth Takes a Holiday," and "A Tree Grows in Lawndale" all aired on this day in 1997, 1999, and 2000. No one played any bagpipes in any of those, but "Depth Takes a Holiday" did feature Holiday Island's number-one harpsichord player...acoustic and electric.

Fanfic Update!

• best laid plans, by notkimberlyerikson (COMPLETE!): "'you gonna order sometime today?' 'sorry, sorry-!' I’ve been standing at the counter trying to figure out what I want for about 5 minutes."


• Homecoming, by DavidFalkayn (part 3): "'What the...!' Jake exclaimed as he, his wife, and the others with them suddenly appeared on a platform of some sort in a room where a man and a woman, the woman wearing a gold miniskirt similar to Angie’s, and the man wearing a red shirt and black pants, stood."


• Roasted, by wilddogjj (part 5): "Quinn and her husband, Jim, were sitting up in bed talking about how he's now a suspect in a murder investigation."


• Spider Quinn 07: Ashes to Ashes, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 4): "Even so, Sandi continued to spread her rumors..."


• Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (COMPLETE!): "The wind carried a deep forest scent everywhere as Larry Fitzgerald Cappstein tried to convince himself that all of this was not just a dream."

It's a Competition to See Who Can Be the Nastiest!

You might think that Helen and Linda just wanted to wish each other a happy International Women’s Day, but in reality they're taking the opportunity to brag to each other about their latest accomplishments. I'm sure it will end in either an argument or a fistfight, and it will certainly be entertaining to find out which one.

Indeed, I think it's more likely that the two of them are celebrating Be Nasty Day, and it wouldn't surprise me to learn that Quinn and Sandi are doing exactly the same thing. The apples don't fall far from the bitchy tree, after all.

I personally would rather celebrate National Proofreading Day, because there's nothing more fun than nitpicking uther peeple's mitsakes! And here's a shout out to the unsung heroes of fanfiction, the beta readers.

Fandom News!

• The Jodie series is dead.

Let's See Those Pearly Whites!

I don't think Mr. DeMartino (or, more accurately, Metal Mouth) is having a very good Dentists Day but that's probably because I strongly suspect Mr. O'Neill is not actually qualified to practice dentistry. His speeches would make a pretty good general anasthetic, though.

Let's hope your teeth are in good condition, because it's National Frozen Food Day and you'll want to be able to chew that food! Of course, you could always cook the food instead of trying to bite into solid ice, but where's the fun in that? Three guesses as to which frozen food the Morgendorffers will be eating, and the first two don't count.

Finally, I would suggest that we wish Brian a happy National Brian Day, but neither Daria character named Brian really deserves to have a good day. We've got Brian Taylor the animal torturer or Brian Danielson the slimy husband of Erin. Thanks but no thanks.

Fanfic Update!

• The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 17 and 18): "The sky outside Tíra was a solid silver gray, with only the slightest variegations showing that the shade resulted from a solid covering of clouds and not some metal dome stretched over the mountain." (Part 18)


• Spider Quinn 07: Ashes to Ashes, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 3): "She looked at the time: 11:34. That was quite late. She switched off the light and then opened the door rather slowly so as to not make a sound."


• This is Not America, by ladyevil (COMPLETE!): "'Don’t forget those cum shields she always wears!' snickered Tiffany F. as Tori drew a crude picture on the bathroom wall of Daria giving Mr. O’Neill a blowjob."


• Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (COMPLETE!): "Spring had arrived just as warm and sunny as it often was in that part of the country, with the flowers blooming, the birds flying everywhere and the grass getting greener with every day that passed."

Stay Safe (and Un-Concussed) Out There!

A surprisingly clean-cut Trent is back from the war and looking for someone to help him celebrate Hug a GI Day! I'm sure Daria will be happy to volunteer, just as soon as she regains the ability to speak. Or move. Or think.

Don't worry, though; she's just a little shy. She's not observing Brain Injury Awareness Day, but I hope Tommy Sherman did after at least some of those close encounters with the goal posts. I mean, there were clearly some lasting aftereffects.

As Kevin the ex-safety lecturer can tell you, it's best to be careful on the field (and everywhere else) because it's National Safety Day! Wear a helmet when you try to pop a wheelie and don't accept any rides in The Tank under any circumstances!

Fandom News!

• ThePatchedVest has posted a new art thread.


• Should literary adaptations be true to the original or different?


• Vote in the Celebrity Deathmatch poll between Felix Unger and Adrian Monk.


• Share your non-Daria projects in the new Shameless Self-Promotion Thread!

Like You Need an Excuse for a Good Book

Daria is not exactly celebrating Read Across America Day, but she is enjoying Read Quietly At Home Day, and that's just as good. Feel free to join in yourself, even if you aren't in America!

However, if you'd like to become an American then today's the right day for it because it's also American Citizenship Day! I hope Mr. DeMartino has his paperwork in order just in case Ms. Barch decides to be extra spiteful again.

On this day in 1998, the episode "Quinn the Brain" first aired and kicked off the debate that would never end for fandom: is Daria secretly smoking hot? Long after the seas have boiled away and the sun has gone supernova, there will be fans debating this very important issue.

Fanfic Update!

• Daria Enrolls At Nevermore: An Experiment, by Meester_Lee (part 14): "Catherine’s reaction was worth the bother of transfiguration. She walked into Enid’s dorm room, scowled at Enid, then did a double-take when she saw what was sharing Enid’s bed."


• Daria On The Trail, by meesterlee (part 58): "Mr. Parkhurst and I decided not to talk about Mammoths until we completed our descent from the summit of Salt River Pass, which was a wise move on our part."


• Homecoming, by DavidFalkayn (part 2): "'So...how are you holding up? Really.' Jane Lane, working furiously on her painting, brush strokes wild and chaotic reflecting the Lovecraftian atmosphere of the painting, asked, the teen artist’s voice tone tinged with worry for her auburn-haired best friend lying on the bed, looking up at the ceiling."


• Parting Gift, by Rémi (parts 8 and 9): "Daria Morgendorffer was moping in her room. She was sitting on her bed, more prostrate than ever." (Part 9)


• Spider Quinn 07: Ashes to Ashes, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 2): "Sandi didn’t believe her eyes when she saw Stacy and Quinn approaching."


• Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (parts 32 and 33): "Anna Coulthard thought that the stars she loved had never looked so strange in her life." (Part 33)

Leaping Into a Rare Holiday

Jodie and Mack are clearly having a super Leap Day, and considering this day only comes around once every four years I'd say that's a good thing. So, to all of the Daria fans out there, go ahead and take a flying leap!

Although today is National Toast Day, I assume it's completely permissible to have toast more often than every four years. Indeed, Daria can recommend it as a great remedy if you end up at a greasy spoon after a long road trip full of humiliation and carsickness.

Caaaaaaatch Theeeeeem Aaaaaall!

Tiffany's looking extra-cute today as a fictional critter for National Pokemon Day, but don't expect her to participate in any battles. She might mess up her hair or smudge her makeup or (gasp) break a nail!

Let's hope Lawndale's tourism industry (assuming it has one) gets a boost for National Strawberry Day, because Lawndale is the home of the Big Strawberry! Although it only appeared in the books, the Big Strawberry did manage a surprising number of fanfic appearances.

Finally, why not enjoy a blast from the past for Retro Day? You can dig through Jane's old clothes for something vintage or reminisce with the Yeagers about the good old days. Or just sell a bunch of old junk at a flea market!

Fanfic Update!

• The Betrothed, by easmith (part 16): "'I call Lord Dylan of House Adams for questioning!' Dylan was still sitting in his chair when the call came, head in hand and drink still largely untouched."


• Parting Gift, by Rémi (part 7): "Entering the kitchen of the Morgendorffer home, a still barely awake Daria was greeted by an appetizing smell. Quinn, already washed, made up and dressed for the day, was busy in front of a stove."


• Roasted, by wilddogjj (part 4): "Quinn was horrified to find a dead body right outside the back door of her new restaurant. Even worse was the fact that this was someone that she knew."


• Spider Quinn 07: Ashes to Ashes, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 1): "A car was being chased along a back road. 'Come on, pick up!' the woman driving said."


• Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (parts 30 and 31): "There it was, the greatest ship ever created all broken and sinking so fast on its final voyage to the depths of the ocean, well over a thousand people cried and screamed in the freezing water everywhere and even Ethel found herself reduced to shock." (Part 31)

No Complaints About Quiet Bass Playing!

Nick looks a little wary about today being National Nicholas Day, but maybe he's just worried that he's behind on his child support payments. Anyone know of a venue looking for a bass player?

On second thought, never mind, because it's Quiet Day and we really don't need any second rate musicians breaking the peaceful silence. Especially if Daria's reading a good book right now.

Lastly, it was on this day in 2000 that the episode "Partner's Complaint" first aired. Nick didn't make an appearance in that one, but it did feature a lot of music not getting made, so I suppose that's still appropriate. Way to blow it, Trent.

Fandom News!

• The last Chinese steam locomotive has been retired.

Wait Until She Sees Her Own Nose Grow

Tiffany's hoping to finally become a real girl because it's Pinocchio Day and miracles can happen. I think she'd be better off asking the Blue Fairy to increase her IQ, but I expect some feats are beyond even magic.

Someone should let Jodie know that it's Play Tennis Day, and as a member of the Tennis Team she needs to get some practice in. It's not like she has anything else going on right now, right? Even though he prefers golf now, as a child Jake did ask to go to tennis camp, so he might be interested as well. Then again, considering that request led him to military school, he might not.

If you'd like to trade a tennis racket for a paintball gun, that would be appropriate for the anniversary of "The Daria Hunter," which aired on this day in 1998. If anyone needs me, I'll be staying out of the line of fire at the Hanoi Hilton replica.

Fanfic Update!

• The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 15 and 16): "The door swung open slowly and silently, startling Dylan upright in his bed. Visions of midnight assassins mixed with fading fragments of dreams tumbled through his head as he frantically felt for the clothes he had tossed onto the floor on the way to bed, remembering the sword he had laid on top of the pile." (Part 16)


• Daria Criticizes Butch Hartman's Views on Autism, by Buffcoat (COMPLETE!): "[The scene opens in the school cafeteria. Daria Morgendorffer sits at a table, flipping through a book, while Butch Hartman, the famous animator, stand nearby, surrounded by students eager to talk to him.]"


• Roasted, by wilddogjj (parts 2 and 3): "Outside the restaurant the old sign that read Bubba's Barbecue Pit was being replaced with one that read Quinn's Fine Dining." (Part 3)


• This is Not America, by ladyevil (part 6): "In Jane’s back yard, Alfred was giving Daria and Jane another self defense demonstration. 'You want to know what to do if someone tries to strangle you, Daria?'"


• Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (part 29): "In the depths of the night that would soon be a part of history, and with Titanic already listed in a rather sharp fashion, it soon became clear why Captain Edward Smith had wanted to keep the situation under control and professional order for as long as would be possible..."

Eat Her Fashionable Dust, Sandi!

Stacy is having a blast in honor of the anniversary of NASCAR's founding on this day in 1948. I'm sure the rest of the Fashion Club won't approve, but I say ignore them and follow your dreams, Stacy!

I might even send her a supportive greeting card, since it's Card Reading Day and that would be especially appropriate. Then again, it might remind Stacy that she's been giving her cards/poems away for years.

Fandom News!

• easmith wonders, where do people like to write?


• Midnight wants to know if Pre-Animation Man and Kass are the same person.

Twiiiiinkle, Twiiiiinkle, Liiiiitle Staaaaaaar

Tiffany's doing a bit of stargazing in honor of the anniversary of Nicolaus Copernicus's birth on this day in 1473. She'll be displeased to learn that he supported the theory that the Earth revolves around the sun...not around Tiffany.

Since today is also President’s Day, I'll warn you not to wear sandals. Unless you want to be hatchet city, that is.

Finally, it was on this day in 2001 that the episode "Fizz Ed" first aired. In celebration, I invite Ultra Cola to sponsor this blog in exchange for tons of cash. Please?

Fanfic Update!

• The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 13 and 14): "Dylan stood in a small, wood-paneled room, fidgeting nervously as Llewellyn Carter made unnecessary adjustments to his outfit as he waited for the signal to emerge into the Great Hall, there to be Presented to the woman of his dreams." (Part 14)


• Friend of a Friend, by Doggodoaattack (part 9): "Daria woke up to the sound of birds chirping outside the window, heat and light hitting her face. She felt a warmth behind her and a weight around her waist."


• Parting Gift, by Rémi (part 6): "The Morgendorffer family was gathered for supper, but something was wrong. The parents were arguing."


• Roasted, by wilddogjj (part 1): "At the entrance to LeGrande was a banner that read 'Lawndale Business Leaders Alliance Gala'. Inside, a formal event was being held in the hotel's ballroom."


• Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (parts 27 and 28): "Anna Felicia looked up at the starry sky, and she thought that all of these rockets and dazzling white sparks would be very beautiful indeed, only if Titanic was not already on its way to disappearing forever into the darkness of the ocean." (Part 28)

Don't Forget the Dainty Garland!

Quinn is singing to bring down the house for the anniversary of the premiere of Madama Butterfly on this day in 1904. Unfortunately, she's been cast in the production currently performing in the automotive section at PayDay, so I hope she's not expecting anything particularly prestigious.

However, you can still catch Quinn's performance in the episode "Daria!," which aired on this day twenty-five years ago. Today is also the anniversary of the "Sarcastathon 3000," which was a marathon of Daria episodes with new introductions by a strangely immobile Daria and Jane.

No one tell Mack that today is Michael Jordan's birthday, though, as I expect he's probably a little sensitive about his name. Do you suppose he ever changed it back after he turned 18?

Fandom News!

• Vote in the Deadliest Warrior poll between Galactus vs. Q.


• Check out the shipper art britabird found on Reddit.


• Midnight asks, which Jane are you today?

Half Price Candy Sounds Good To Me!

Don't look now, Daria, but you're about to involuntarily celebrate Singles Awareness Day. If it's any comfort, it won't be long before she and Tom make Jane celebrate Singles Awareness Day.

Honestly, I think Daria would be better off taking her own advice from "What I Think About Valentine's Day," which appeared in the Huffington Post on this day in 2012. That is, she should go get herself some of that sweet discounted chocolate.

On this day in 1999, "Daria Day 99" aired on MTV to kick off the third season. I don't think there was anything about dating or chocolate involved, but there doesn't seem to be a lot of information out there about the event, so who knows?

Fanfic Update!

• Avatar The Drama of Daria, by psychotol (part 12): "'Barch?' The science teacher turned around to see Daria stood behind her in the hallway as students walked past them to their classes holding a clamp folder and a large ziplock bag containing the envelope her homework assignment was in with appropriate hazard warnings on it."


• The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 11 and 12): "Cynthia lay wide awake in her small, solitary room down in the Depths. She could not have guessed the hour, unaware even if the Sun had yet managed to rise or if the outer world still slumbered in darkness." (Part 12)


• Complex College Mating Rituals as a Distraction from the Brutality of Boston Winter, by elle_stone (COMPLETE!): "'Complex college mating rituals as a distraction from the brutality of Boston winter,' Daria answers."


• Homecoming, by DavidFalkayn (part 1): "One of the Q, taking on the form of a young woman with blonde hair and fair skin, approached Q as he gazed at the endless universes."


• Southern Fried Carbones, by wilddogjj (COMPLETE!): "Quinn, her husband and their kids are in New Orleans for Mardi Gras."


• Spider Quinn 06: The Lawndale Files, by cfardellbrenorenz29 (COMPLETE!): "Helen opened the door. 'Hello, Elisabeth. Stacy will be down shortly.'"


• This is Not America, by ladyevil (part 5): "'Looks like they’ve split up.' Daria noted. 'Darn.' Jane said. 'That means we can’t watch them.'"


• Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (parts 24 - 26): "So far, everyone kept following orders and the crazy situation still remained largely under control." (Part 25) (Part 26)

Anyone Here From the Planet Zippotron?

All of Lawndale appears to have turned out to celebrate Extraterrestrial Culture Day, and if we're lucky Daria and Jane will wear their alien space babe costumes. That's not likely, however, with the chance of Upchuck being present, so we'll just have to settle for Artie and his synthetic skin.

Someone should let Wind know that it's also Get a Different Name Day and he should feel free to change his name to Ronald now that the Naming Gazebo isn't standing in his way. Everyone else can either heed or ignore Jake's advice as they choose: "Walk away. You change your name, move to another state, get some ID. It's not too late to start over, Daria, it's not too late! You're still a young man! You don't have to live with your mistakes! Get out while you can!"

Don't worry. I'm not going to start shaking you.

Finally, I have good news for Daria and Tom. Not only is it Kiss Day, but also National Apology Day so they can go confess their mistake to Jane and hope for forgiveness. Maybe.

Fandom News!

• Derek has an important announcement for anyone who tried to register at the PPMB between February 4 and February 11, 2024.

Anyone Know Where Helen Hides the Mop?

It seems that Jake won't be observing Don't Cry over Spilled Milk Day, because all of the milk is going down his throat. At least, it is for now. He's just one surprise credit card bill away from the mother of all spit takes!

If he does spill that milk and ends up starting a fire while cleaning it up, I hope that he remembers it's National Emergency Number Day and phones for help. The last thing he needs is another embarrassing "Helen! What's the number for 911?" moment.

While I realize that it's Get Out Your Guitar Day, please tell Trent to keep his instrument safely put away to avoid inflicting any auditory damage on innocent bystanders. If nothing else, he could at least celebrate National Van Day by getting into the Tank first and driving far, far away. Or at least as far as you can go in an unreliable vehicle like the Tank.

Fanfic Update!

• The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 9 and 10): "Dylan wasn’t sure what he was expecting on their approach to the Atlantean home of Tíra, but a little wooden ranch on the side of an Idaho road was not it." (Part 10)


• Parting Gift, by Rémi (parts 4 and 5): "'Anyway, Quinn, if this painting is going to bring back good memories for Daria, it’d be for the best if it brought back good memories of you.' suggested Jane." (Part 5)


• runner's high, by notkimberlyerikson (COMPLETE!): "jane lane is a lanky thing. Her arms limbs sort of just hang off of her."


• Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (part 23): "That fateful night still seemed like everything was normal, at least for most of the passengers that had already been asleep when the iceberg incident took place."


• Unnamed story (The 1002 Deaths of Tom Sloane), by Lady Evil (COMPLETE!): "Tom's feet ached as he walked the streets of Hell. Yes, streets. He was surprised to find that Hell had cars, streets, stores, restaurants and other businesses just like any city on Earth."

Tooth-Havers, Today We Feast!

The good news for Mr. D is that he won't have to worry about celebrating Toothache Day! The bad news is that he won't be celebrating Having Teeth At All day, either.

If he's able to get some replacement teeth--metal or otherwise--I hope he gets to observe National Pizza Day! Daria and Jane will doubtless be participating, but hopefully within reason. That extra quart of grease can really pack a wallop.

I think I lean more towards celebrating Chocolate Day, which will surprise no one in fandom who knows anything about me at all. I'm sure Mrs. Johanssen will be happy to join me, but I hope she doesn't expect me to share.

Run, Jump, and...Read!

Mr. DeMartino looks just darling as a ballerina for National Ballet Day, and who knew the man could move with such grace? Next time he loses his temper I think he should do a grand jeté right out the window to go on a hike.

While Mr. D dances, Jane will run because it's National Girls and Women in Sports Day! She could join the track team...for a little while, until her teammates and coach get on her nerves again.

Daria, on the other hand, will have none of this physical activity at all and would prefer to celebrate World Read Aloud Day. She could even read out loud at the Better Days Nursing Home, but I don't think it will end well.

Fanfic Update!

• Avatar: The Drama Of Daria, by psychotol (part 11): "'Barch right?' asked a dark skinned blue eyed woman, interrupting Barches internal debate over whether or not to punch the wall she had been staring at and prompting her to look at the woman she knew from somewhere recently."


• The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 7 and 8): "The empty canvas mocked Abby. She was standing in the main courtyard, lit by the early morning sunlight, in the midst of playing children, outdoor classes, and bustling servants." (Part 8)


• Parting Gift, by Rémi (parts 2 and 3): "'Quinn ?' asked Daria in a tentative, somewhat hesitant tone. 'Do you have something to do, or do you want to watch some TV or something ?'" (Part 3)


• Spider Quinn 06: The Lawndale Files, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 2): "SpiderGirl wasn’t sure why Brittany wanted to talk to her. 'What’s up?' she asked."

"What Does Science Know?"

Seems the local news is helping us celebrate National Weatherman’s Day, and I hope they have good things to say about the weather forecast. If they try to warn Lawndale about an approaching hurricane, no one is likely to believe them.

Then again, if they do predict a hurricane it would be appropriate for Disaster Day, but not nearly as disastrous as wearing a cream-colored top to a Super Bowl party. Wait, that's not a disaster...it's a dip-saster!

On the subject of clothing faux pas, someone needs to tell the Fashion Club that it's International Clash Day, but don't mention that it refers to the band. I want to see them all show up in full fashion don't glory!

Fandom News!

• The winners have been announced for the Daria Fanworks Awards: Written Works and Visual Works.


• R.I.P., Carl Weathers.


• Do you think space aliens are out there? Vote in the poll!

I Guess They're Tired of Frozen Lasagna!

Looks like there's no need to celebrate Feed the Birds Day today, as the "birds" (a.k.a. Jake and Helen) are taking care of it themselves. Or they're into some kind of new roleplaying exercise, in which case we should give them some privacy.

I hope Jane knows that it's American Painters Day, but it won't make much difference. I can't imagine her going even one day without painting, so today shouldn't be much different than any other for her.

Finally, even though it's National Missing Persons Day, I hope no one asks Quinn if she knows where Daria is. As she's already pointed out, she's not her sister's beeper.

Fanfic Update!

• The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 5 and 6): "Anthony and Abby managed to keep their promise for the next couple of hours as the car wound its way through ever more mountainous territory, keeping their conversation to pleasant topics of family and friends and home." (Part 6)


• Spider Quinn: 06 The Lawndale Files, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 1): "It was Assembly time at Lawndale High. Principal Angela Li came to the podium."


• Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (part 22): "The sudden and dreadful shaking soon came to an end, and after that, nothing..."

Let's Hope It's Only Temporary

Jake's all in for International Face and Body Art Day, and I think we're all grateful for those boxer shorts. I hope Trent celebrates by finding a new tattoo from a magazine!

Meanwhile, Jane should get out those art supplies and try out a new gummi bear-themed piece because it's Decorating With Candy Day! Just make sure Tom keeps his distance, or at least have some alternate snacks available at all times.

I have a good feeling about Jane's chances of success, but that may only be because it's Optimist Day. We should check in with Daria and see if she still sees that soda glass as half-empty.

Fandom News!

• The deadline is today to vote for your favorite Written Works and Visual Works!


• Vote in the Celebrity Deathmatch poll between Daria and Jane and the Square Pegs.

Beep!

I hope Upchuck decides to celebrate National Inane Answering Message Day again this year, because his previous entries, as recorded in The Daria Diaries, were classics:

"This is Charles. I can't come to the phone right now, because I am occupado. I could tell you what I am doing, but let's not ruin the mystery. At the tone, leave your name, number, and the time you called, and I will get back to you as soon as I can tear myself away from my life of intrigue, about which I cannot be specific, lest I put both my life and yours in danger."

"No, no...not now, girls! This is Charles Ruttheimer the Third, and you have reached my answering machine...please, ladies, patience!...speak clearly at the tone and...I'm on my way, my dears!...they so hate to be kept waiting...anyway, I'll get back to you as soon as possible...if this is an emergency, well, so is a woman on fire!"

"You have successfully contacted the underground grotto of The Ruttheimer Group, currently engineering our secret plan to achieve world domination by the year 2010. If you would like to know more about our plans to gain global control of mass media, subjugate the military forces of every nation on Earth, and install Charles Ruttheimer the Third as supreme ruler of all humankind, please leave your name and address at the beep, and we will send you an informative brochure and a free bumper sticker."

On a less amusing note, it was on this day in 2011 (the year after the Ruttheimer Group took over the world) that "Daria" made a guest appearance on Robot Chicken. While I feel obligated to mention it as being relevant to the fandom, the less said about it the better.

Fanfic Update!

• The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 3 and 4): "For what felt like the tenth time, Dylan checked the room number against the one written on the back of the photograph." (Part 4)


• A Different Morgendorffer, A Different Sloane, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (prologue): "It was stormy in Lawndale. Two teenage girls were braving the elements as they climbed up the Big Strawberry."


• Parting Gift, by Rémi (part 1): "Of all the persons that Jane Lane could have expected to see at her front door that evening, Quinn Morgendorffer was probably the last."


• Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (part 21): "The party at the First-class dining hall of that night had been the very best of the journey so far."

Popping In For a New Blog Post

Daria's celebrating Pop Art Day by showing off her new masterpiece...or is Jane celebrating by being her own new masterpiece? It's exactly the kind of thought-provoking tour-de-force that any pop artist would love to produce!

While not a pop artist, it's worth mentioning that today is the anniversary of Jackson Pollock's birth in 1912. I recommend celebrating by attending a school dance in his honor, and bonus points if you and another student get into a one-sided fistfight in the parking lot.

Let's also wish Aunt Amy a happy National Amy Day, and hope that she's celebrating with another tropical vacation. Of course, the best part of any vacation is rubbing her sister's nose in it, so don't forget the postcard!

Fandom News!

• Please remember to vote for your favorite Written Works and Visual Works!


• R.I.P., Melanie.


• Check out the logo for Jodie.


• wouter describes the biggest train wreck in a well known comic book series.